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six year old wisdom
A schoolr teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and she asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds.
1. Don't change horses
> until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug
> is close.
3. It's always darkest
> before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate
> the power of termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water
> but How?
>
6. Don't bite the hand
> that looks dirty.
>
7. No news is
impossible
>
>
8. A miss is as good as
> a Mr.
>
9. You can't teach an old dog
new Math
>
10. If you lie down with dogs,
you'll stink in the morning.
>
11. Love all, trust
Me.
>
12. The pen is mightier
> than
the pigs.
>
13. An idle mind is the
> best way to relax.
>
14. Where there's smoke
> there's pollution.
>
15. Happy the bride who
> gets all the presents.
>
16. A penny saved is
not much.
>
17. Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
>
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you
put on to go to bed.
>
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
>
20. There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
>
21. Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
>
22. If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
>
23. You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box
>
24. When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
>
25. A bird in the hand
> is going to poop on you.
>
26. Better late than
> Pregnant
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