gordy9
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Tam the Cat
As seen in Tam my cats diary
Day 503 of captivity...
My captor contiues to taunt me with dangling objects
He dines lavishly on meat and I get dried cereal
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the odd bit of furniture
Tomorrow I will eat another house plant, today my attemped to kill my captor by weaving round his feet almost succeeded,will try again at top of stairs
In an attempt to repulse my vile oppressor,I once again induced myself to vomit on his favorite chair, must try it on his bed
Decapitated mouse and brought him the headless body, in an attemped to make him aware of what I am capable of and to strike fear into his heart.He only cooed and condecended about what a good Cat I was, Hmmm not working to plan
There was some sort of gathering of his accomplices, I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I learned my confinement was due to my power of allergies, must learn what this is and use it to my advantage
I am convinced the other captives are flunkys and maybe snitches.The dog is routinely released and is more than happy to return, he is obviously a half-wit.The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant,he speaks to him regularly.I am certain he reports my every move.Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it's only a matter of time...
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4/6/2006, 6:20 pm
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Re: Tam the Cat
is this the same cat that wouldn't know visciouness if it came up and bit him on the a**rse?
Me thinks his owner is living in a dream world through Tam!
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4/9/2006, 9:48 am
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gordy9
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Re: Tam the Cat
Artistic license pet, oops sorry elle prez 
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4/9/2006, 11:57 am
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