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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FEMALE & MALE PRAYER..(funny)
PRAYERS ...
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man
who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man
will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
Liquor store.
Amen
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Canapril
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