I personally have always loved this Version of The Night Before Chirstmas... I wanted to Share It with you all.
Enjoy!
T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt ****ty including the mouse
Mom at the whore house
And Dad smoking grass
Had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprang form my bed
To see what was the matter
Out there on the lawn
I saw a big ****
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat outta hell
I knew in a moment
The ****er had fell
He filled up the stocking
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber ****
For my brother the queer
He flew up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a *****
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he drove out of sight
“Piss on you all,
and have a hell of a night”
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always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.
