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tattedsaint
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a joke that i heard


A bus full of people, men and women, crashs. Everyone dies. They all go up to God. God has a sense of compassion for them and tells them, "I will grant you all one wish."

So the first lady comes up and says to God, "I want to be beautiful." "Poof!" the woman is beautiful. The next woman comes up and says to God, "I want to be beautiful too." "Poof!" the woman becomes beautiful too. so now a guy comes up. he's thinking, and he asks God, "I want to be handsome." "Poof!" the guy becomes handsome. the same thing is going on and on with all these people.

the last guy comes. as he is approaching God, he is hysterically laughing. God asks, "Why are you laughing sir?" the guy said in the midst of his laughter, "I wish for all of them to be ugly again."

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