bikerboy1977
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New Pastor
Subject: NEW PASTOR
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that
someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and
stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed
the following Sunday, he found that his card had been
returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out
the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in
the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" ! (Prov 17:22a) Now,
pass it on!
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Aug/31/2004, 1:37 pm
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snappys
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Re: New Pastor
I like that. It's so hard to find a clean joke nowdays
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Aug/21/2005, 11:57 am
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purp1
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Re: New Pastor
OMG! i so love that joke am goin to copy it and keep it.. it made LOL, IRL! HA!
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Sep/30/2006, 2:26 pm
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biggdogglt
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Re: New Pastor
that is cool even my wife got it.
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Dec/22/2006, 9:29 pm
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Re: New Pastor
hahaha i'm gonna have to remember that one!
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