biggdogglt
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Good Sermons
A preacher was coming to the end of a long career as a preacher. He told his congregation that it was over and he would be leaving as soon as they found his replacement. At the end of the service he was greated and told over and over how great a preacher he was and how great his sermons were. He felt great.
Later that evening he and his wife were cleaning out to move when he looked under his bed and found a basket with three eggs and $500. He asked his wife what this was all about and she said, "everytime you preached a bad sermon i put an egg in the basket." He felt great and was thinking to himself, "after all of these years and only three bad sermons."
He asked, "and what is the $500 from." She replied, "everytime i got a dozen i sold them at the market."
Thats funny right there.
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Dec/22/2006, 9:41 pm
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Vaden
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Re: Good Sermons
aahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! oh man that is funny! if i start gettin' eggs under my bed I guess i won't blame the dog.
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Dec/26/2006, 9:32 pm
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