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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
"I hate Puppies, little guns, I need power
you small time, a .22, you a Chiwauwa
teeth growin', bullets we never run out of
my dogs mate with new guns, I feed 'em gun powder
they ain't home trained, nor house broken
mouth open, droolin', that means the barrel is smokin'
I walk my dogs every night, prime-meridian
bust under water, they can swim, amphibian
turn 'em to a sawed-off, get their ears chopped off
my automatics a Pit with the locked jaw.
(Chorus 2 2x) (Blackchild)
(Chorus 1) (Sticky)
my dogs is my guns
my dogs is my guns
my dogs is my guns
my dogs is my guns
my dogs is my guns
my dogs is my guns
(Bridge 2) (Sticky)
My dogs is my guns, I walk wit' 'em, talk wit 'em
go to court wit 'em, always in Newyork wit' 'em
I never leave 'em, eat wit' em, sleep wit' 'em
sit 'em on the sink n****, take a leak wit' 'em"
Sticky Fingaz - "My dogz iz my gunz"
sorry about that. I read most of the lyrics and, as it my seem, that is a REALLY bad song. But it was the only one i could find that said "I hate puppies" in it, so appreciate it, Josh.
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
"And there's a man dying on the side of the road,
Won't make it home tonight.
He was driving fast on his cellular phone,
That's how he lived his life.
mhhhhm
While he was hangin' by a thread
These were the final words he said
Chorus:
My girl turns sweet sixteen today,
She's beautiful, so beautiful.
It might get rough sometimes
But I hope she keeps her faith (hope she keeps her faith)
I wish I'd grabbed the chance to say to her
Life is too short so take the time and appreciate
And there's a woman crying on the kitchen floor,
She got a call tonight
Now she's trembling outside her daughter's door
Walks in and holds her tight
mhhhhm
Wondering how and where to start,
Is there a way to shield her heart?
Chorus:
My girl turns sweet sixteen today,
She's beautiful, so beautiful
It might get rough sometimes
But I hope she keeps her faith (hope she keeps her faith)
I wish I'd grabbed the chance to say to her
Life is too short so take the time and Appreciate
Anybody loving way
Get hurt along the way
Don't be afraid to open up
And use the time you have before it fades
Show your love today
My girl turns sweet sixteen today,
She's beautiful, so beautiful.
It might get rough sometimes
But I hope she keeps her faith (hope she keeps her faith)
I wish I'd grabbed the chance to say to her
Life is too short so take the time and appreciate.
Life is too short so take the time and appreciate. "
Thank you, Jonas Brothers, for this chance to stand back and take the time to appreciate! Wonderful inspiring song there, I'm sure we were all touched.
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and in my cage I sit and sing to Him who placed me there.
Well pleased a prisoner to be, because my God, it pleases Thee.
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
Ha! Jonas Brothers? Watch me beat that!
"My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
This is how we feel
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like Grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it
The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket costs only your mind
The driver said,
"Hey, Man, We Go All The Way.
Of course we were willing to pay.
My name is Wakefield
Gotta box full of your toys
They're fresh out of batteries
But they're still makin' noise
Makin' Noise
Tell me what to do
Now the tank is dry
Now this wheel is flat
And you know what else?
Guess what I received
In the mail today
Words of deep concern
From my little brother
The building's not goin' as he planned
The foreman has injured his hand
The dozer will not clear a path
The driver swears he learned his math
The Workers Are Goin' Home
The Workers Are Goin' Home
The Workers Are Goin' Home
The Workers Are Goin' Home
Yeah!
The Workers Are Goin' Home
The Workers Are Goin' Home
The Workers Are Goin' Home
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
My Name Is Jonas..."
- My Name is Jonas by Wheezer
Not sure why the person capped random words in there. Everyone who played GH3 will recognize the song, anyway. By the way, I think the workers might be going home. Just a hunch.
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In need of education in the rain!
You made no preparations
For my reputation once again!
The sink is full of fishes
She's got dirty dishes on the brain!"
- Some Might Say by Oasis
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
"SCARY VOICES (Offstage)
Ooh! Wah-ooh-wah!
Ooh! Wah-ooh-wah!
CAT
Have you ever had a hunch
You should follow your nose?
Then you have a sudden hunch
You should follow your toes?
Soon a sneaky hunch is whispering
Better go straight!
And before you know it
Oh, it's so late late late late!
SCARY VOICES (Echoing)
Late late late late!
CAT
Now a nervous hunch is telling you
You could be lost!
SCARY VOICES (Echoing)
Lost lost lost lost...
CAT
As it leads you down a path
You have already crossed.
SCARY VOICES (Echoing)
Crossed, crossed, crossed, crossed!
CAT
Soon you're overwhelmed by hunches
That pester and pinch and punch!
And you know you're havin' a hunch!
(The mysterious HUNCHES enter)
HUNCHES
You're havin', you're havin' a hunch!
CAT
A hunch!
HUNCHES
You're havin' a hunch!
HUNCHES
You're havin', you're havin' a hunch!
You're havin' a hunch!
(A DREAM nightmare ensues, in which all kinds of strange
Seussian creatures and events challenge and scare JOJO.)
HUNCHES
Ooh! Ah!
HUNCHES, CAT
Hunch!
HUNCHES
Ooh! Ah!
HUNCHES, CAT
Hunch!
HUNCHES
Ooh! Ah! Hunch!
Ooh! Ah! Hunch!
(At the height of his fright and confusion, JOJO confronts THE CAT.)
JOJO
You're nothing but trouble! Just trouble galore!
You flooded my house, sent me marching to war.
Filled my head full of Thinks!
And you won't go away!
CAT
All right. I'll be going.
But first, let me say...
JOJO
No!
CAT
Think of nobody here
And the feeling of fear
And the darkness of night
HUNCHES
Ooh Ooh...
ALL, CAT
All alone in the gloom
As you're facing your doom
CAT
Think a glimmer of light!
(THE CAT turns on a light, and the HUNCHES are revealed as just a bunch of actors in costume.
They're a little sheepish to be caught in the act. JOJO is amazed and relieved.)
JOJO
You mean, that's it?
CAT
That's it. It's all in your mind.
You're a Thinker, JoJo.
Tried and true.
I don't often meet real Thinkers like you.
JOJO
I want to go home.
CAT
What, that's easy to do!
Just follow your Hunches.
They'll lead you home to Who.
Think a bridge to the shore
And a road to your door.
You'll be home before lunch!
JOJO
Oh, the places I'll go
If I follow my...
JOJO, HUNCHES
Hunch!
HUNCHES, CAT
Follow your Hunch!
(The HUNCHES and CAT now help JOJO to find his way home)
And oh!
The places you'll go!
JOJO
I've got brains in my head
And feet in my shoes
ALL (EXCEPT JOJO)
So steer yourself any direction you choose!
And oh, the places you'll go!
Set your hunches free to wander
And follow them where they roam
HUNCHES, CAT
And follow your hunch
Follow your hunch
Follow it...
Follow your hunch
Follow your hunch
Follow it .. .
Follow your hunch
Follow your hunch
Follow it
(The CAT and JOJO'S HUNCHES magically deliver JOJO home to his PARENTS.)
HUNCHES, OFFSTAGE VOICES
Home ...
(Parents and son embrace joyfully)
ALL
Anything's possible!
(In the darkness, we see a figure carrying a flashlight.
Its light reveals GERTRUDE McFUZZ)
GERTRUDE
I'll bet you forgot about Gertrude McFuzz
Well, that's nothing new. I mean, everyone does.
But Gertrude did something that few birds could do.
So this is the Tale of Miss Gertrude. Part Two.
(GERTRUDE's flashlight picks out the poster for the Circus McGurkus.
We hear the sounds of snoring)
Psst! Horton! Horton!
HORTON
What is it? Who's there?
GERTRUDE
It's me, Gertrude! Horton! OH, Horton! I was so worried Are you all right?
HORTON
Gertrude! How did you find us?
GERTRUDE
Well, it's a long story"
"Havin' A Hunch" from Seussical the Musical
Yeah beat that! (Here's a realy easy one) Rock the Casbah!
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
I have no idea what this means.
"Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin to the top
The sheik he drove his cadillac
He went a cruisnin down the ville
The muezzin was a standing
On the radiator grille
Chorus
The shareef dont like it
Rockin the casbah
Rock the casbah
The shareef dont like it
Rockin the casbah
Rock the casbah"
Yay?
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A little bird I am, shut from the fields of air
and in my cage I sit and sing to Him who placed me there.
Well pleased a prisoner to be, because my God, it pleases Thee.
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"Should I keep doing this should I give up?
Do I have to hear this crap, just get enough!
You won’t now listen to what I have to say.
You won’t now listen to what I have to say.
You will call me all the time, no matter how you’ll get your lines.
And now that you change your mind you hope you won’t be left behind.
Ain’t got no mercy for guys like you all.
Ain’t got no time to look behind me now.
You will call me all the time, no matter how you’ll get your lines.
And now that you change your mind you hope you won’t be left behind
You’re gonna say yeah
You’re gonna say yeah
You’re gonna say…
You’re gonna say yeah
You’re gonna say yeah
You’re gonna say…
Should I keep doing thus should I give up?
Do I have to hear this crap, just get enough!
You will call me all the time, no matter how you’ll get your lines.
And now that you change your mind you hope you won’t be left behind."
- You're Gonna Say Yeah by HushPuppies
Hush Puppies? F'real, people?
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"'Cause I've been standing at the station
In need of education in the rain!
You made no preparations
For my reputation once again!
The sink is full of fishes
She's got dirty dishes on the brain!"
- Some Might Say by Oasis
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
i kinda like that song...
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
Yeah I kind of did too. It's catchy.
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The sink is full of fishes
She's got dirty dishes on the brain!"
- Some Might Say by Oasis
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
I tried to find lyrics for "I like it" or "I like that" or "I like that song" and everything I came up with was inappropriate.
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Re: The thread where you can do the dumb lyrics game.
Why didn't you use "That's What I Like About You?" How about "I Like Dreaming?" And inappropriate never stopped you before!
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"'Cause I've been standing at the station
In need of education in the rain!
You made no preparations
For my reputation once again!
The sink is full of fishes
She's got dirty dishes on the brain!"
- Some Might Say by Oasis
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