Dearth
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Emily Howard
"I couldn't possibly use the internet... I am a lady... we ladies do not know about such things, we bake cakes for the church bazaar and stroke little kittens and sh*t"
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2/Dec/2004, 18:06
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Re: Emily Howard
I'm just glad I've got Emily to refer to when unsure of lady like behaviour and such... she is a wonderful role model...
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8/Dec/2004, 7:55
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Re: Emily Howard
 "Why thank you my dear! We laydees should stick together away from the rough and tumble games of the men! Now, here are things that laydees should NOT do!
1. Never drink pints... we ladies should drink our Guinness from wine glasses.
2. Never break wind - laydees do not do that kind of thing, unless under emotional distress... and even then, just a little 'squeaker' not a full-on 'anal woof' like the men do!
3. Try to understand football - crocheting is about our limit.
4. Eat a full meal... one should always leave some and then protest if offered dessert saying "ooh... I couldn't eat another thing!"
5. Standing up when urinating is a definite no-no!
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