Dearth
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Victoria Wood
 "Not Victoria's Wood... oh no, that's a future children's television programme I'm writing involving trees and magical adventures in the time of the Empress of India!
No... I refer to the comedianenne who is married to that magician fellow that can't hold a candle to David Copperfield (well, at least not until the case has gone through court).
Ms. Wood, renowned eccentric and avid spoon collector can often be seen outside DFS describing the validity of the frequent sales seen as displayed text-wise in the shop window.
Cruel teenagers drive past in cars and taunt her - some even stooping so low as to pick up stones to throw (well... you have to stoop to reach them).
Luckily, as she is well protected by numerous layers of polythene and cardigans she doesn't ever feel the effects.
But inside she cries daily and waits for someone like Ralph McTell to write a song about her.
Either that or for the 'Beeb' do do some kind of documentary that is condescending, derogatory, patronising yet informative!"
Last edited by Dearth, 4/Jan/2005, 10:09
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