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 emoticon "You should always push the blade away from yourself when peeling vegetables... bringing it towards you could result in cuts and then there'd be an almighty kerfuffle when you'd have to put a plaster on, or even worse - go into hospital for treatment!"

 emoticon "Yeah, ah' kno'"

That was a Bleedin' Obvious Information Bulletin brought to you by Lou Todd.

 emoticon "Very boring, but low in calories!"

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 emoticon "If you find that your gravy's a bit on the thin side..."

 emoticon "I heyt thin greyvee!"

 emoticon "Yes... I know you hate it, hence this post. Anyway... where was I? Oh, what a kerfuffle - I lost my thread now!"

 emoticon "Thin greyvee"

 emoticon "Oh yes. Thank you Andy Pipkin. Yes. Just mix a small amount of flour in with some cold water in a cup thoroughly, add it to your gravy and heat up. And there you are - voila! It'll be great with your Yorkshire Pudding!"

 emoticon "I don' leyk Yorksheer Puddin'!"


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