Oh... if you want a LIST of things that annoy me - prepare to be astounded!
* People 'smacking their chops' when describing a favourite meal etc. that DISGUSTS me.
* People who say 'sumfink' and 'yerr' practically all the time.
* Kids who run straight to a dog and the idiot parents don't find out first if the dog is friendly.
* Drivers you let out who can't be *****d giving a wave of thanks.
* People who don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them.
* Folk who put salt/sauce etc. straight on a meal before they've even tasted it.
* Loud students of the 'hey everyone - look at me - I'm HILARIOUS' variety (not just restricted to students, but they are the majority... and that's rich coming from me, I AM a student... well, student Nurse).
* Folk who wear baseball caps all the time... I mean, in a gym? WHY?
* People who tell you the 'hilarious' things their wee toddlers have done... and then give a sh*te example of how completely UNFUNNY their sprog is...
"Oooh - he sat up and burped!"
I've been doing it for years - I've yet to get an award for it though!
* People who rush out to be 'first in the crowd' at the scene of an accident... why you'd want front row seats if you aren't going to help is beyond me.
* People who say when they find you're from Wigan and you don't support the rugby: "Oh... you follow Wigan Athletic then?"
Erm... no, just because I don't follow the rugby, why does that make me a football fan?
* People who accuse Big Issue sellers of scrounging... they are SELLING not scrounging - you don't like it, don't ****ing buy one and take your shoulder-chip elsewhere.
