Dearth
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Good advice...
Some tips that got me where I am today (no... not on the train to London... I refer to being a healthy minded and well adjusted individual)...
Don't ever keep Preparation H and toothpaste in the same cabinet.
If a cat looks nowty, don't try to stroke it.
If it says 'wet paint' don't test it with your finger to make sure.
Try not to say "Now then - eh? Eh?" when you're stroking a dog... although everyone does it (along with saying "what's to do?" and "it's a shame!") avoid it, as you'll depress the poor animal.
Honesty is NOT always the best policy... I've got the bruises to prove it.
Don't put off until tomorrow that which you can get someone else to do for you today.
Don't try to 'squeeze on out' after eyting a panload of black peas... you may live to regret it.
And finally, remember...
If things in life, they make you sad.
Remember the words of the song -
Always be cheerful, happy and glad,
Even though things are going quite wrong.
Adolf Hitler, 1944
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Dearth
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Re: Good advice...
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Xiao Lynn wrote:
ok..some of these r good.... but i must admit...if it says wet paint..i can't help but poke it. 
I thnk most of us do that lol!
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