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Lesley Q
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Hello fat people! I'm looking for the fruit and veg.

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Hello fat people! I'm looking for the fruit and veg.




Over there in the corner - next to the dust and WELL AWAY from the dairy prodice and Cream Cake section!

Wecome aboard - and remember: Half the fat = twice as much!



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I'm not fat. But i'm diabetic, so i suppose I could join in with all the low sugar s**t.

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I'm not fat. But i'm diabetic, so i suppose I could join in with all the low sugar s**t.




Now I'm not diabetic but I am left handed, colourblind, asthmatic and vegetarian!

Can ye cater for me?

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what's it like to be colourblind?

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what's it like to be colourblind?



For once - a serious answer from me!

It's not really a problems as such... just when a lot of colours are together, I have trouble identifying some.

Also, there are some shades of pink that to me appear grey, and some greens come out a kind of 'beige' colour... not all - I mean, a snooker table/golf course etc. Def. green to me - but other shades...

Hard to explain really, cause I don't exactly know what they ARE bot I know what they are NOT!

One Art teacher I had - I remember I'd done this clay thing and used different colours of clay, but could not tell.

It must have looked like a polka-dot nightmare, because apparently there were miscoloured blobs everywhere (unbeknown to me).

I told her I couldn't see 'em/colourblind etc.

She said how sorry she was (lol) and asked me how I managed to get across roads!

I told her that I waited 'til there were no cars and then I'd go.

"No..." says she, unaware of the irony, "I mean... traffic lights - how do you know which is which?"



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Oh. Right ok. so not Terribly bad.

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Oh. Right ok. so not Terribly bad.



Nope!

But not like all the ants conspiring against me and plotting... now that DOES bother me!

Luckily they're downstairs at the moment and don't know I'm typing this - so not a word!

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I didn't know ants had the intelligence to conspire...

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I didn't know ants had the intelligence to conspire...



That's because it's covered up...

'They' don't want you to know!

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