Dearth
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Registered: 05-2004
Location: Wigan, NW England
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De Rules Which MUST Be Obeyed!!!
Forum, Forum, Forum!
Here, like everywhere else on the internet, we could run and play on the grass and throw our litter into the faces of innocent people without fear of getting into fights, 'cause we is bigger than what they is!
But that grass is covered with dog doos!
The innocent people are rapidly turning guilty, and are growing in strength.
And the litter... well, what with inflation, we's scared to throw anything away, so we're happily hoarding it in the upstairs bedroom, thank you very much!
So how do we prevent this shiny forum from becoming a cyber example of a Social Class 5 area?
Simple - follow and obey these rules, and you shall roam free in the forums of Little Britain!
1. No swearing... no, b*ll*cks to that! If you wish to swear, you are bl**dy well welcome... but please do as I has just done, and use '*' appropriately, so it looks nicer (yet we all still know what you mean wit' yo' guttah mouth!).
2. No porn! Prawns? Yes... no prawns too - they stink and live off the wee and poo of other sea creatures! But back to porn... if you want to look at it, LAWD! This is the internet - a perve's delight... fleshy wobblings and gruntings around every corner! But not on here thank you - so please post nought graphic!
3. Computer Nerdishness can be addictive and damaging to the eyes, brain and fingers! Please take a break every couple of hours or so... make tea, eat a cake... or have a dispute with a neighbour about boundaries! That way, you can come back ready and refreshed in order to type more cr*p like what I does do.
4. Don't forget to use the lavvy... I have forgotten unfortunately, and as a result the chair, my trousers and underkecks are now sodden - please don't make my mistake.
5. Most importantly of all - Never Run With Scissors - there is absolutely no need... unless you're doing a really quick supermarket opening and need to cut the ribbon, but even then don't risk it!
So them's the rules...
Now all the fun has been taken out if the whole experience, off you go and play... but be nice!
Good Pike!
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Last edited by Dearth, 4/Dec/2004, 11:44
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