Simulate A Grand Prix Win! "What are we doing in this one?"
"Summat to do wi' pricks ah' think."
"Oh yeah... Grand Pree not 'prix' Andrew!"
"Yeah, ah kno'."
"Anyways... what you need is a bottle of cider and a tin of 'Andrews Liver Salts'... not Andrew Pipkin's Liver Salts silly, I refer to the brand!"
"Yeah - they kno'!"
"Mm. Well, what you do is, open the cider and mix in a bit of the Liver Salts, then quickly run around the room whooping and cheering. There'll be a bit of a kerfuffle as the contents of the bottle sprays out everywhere champagne-like!"
"Tha's juss daft!"
"No it isn't - it's fun! Plus, you can get some friends in to cheer for you and take photos! Better still, get them to wear boiler suits and pretend to be part of your team!"
"What are we doing in this one?"
"Summat to do wi' pricks ah' think."
