Xmas Dinner! "Now... we all like a good Christmas Dinner, don't we?"
"Terkee Drummers, ravee-holy an' kwayvers on the side o' the pleyt!"
"Um... not quite a traditional Christmas meal though is it Andrew?"
"It is if yer do pudden' an all!"
"Oo yes! Can't forget the old Christ's Mas Pud!"
"Wi' custard!"
"No... far too sugary and hot... something cool and velvety - double cream!"
"Ah wan' custard!"
"Double cream surely... you can have custard any time!"
"Yeah ah kno'... I like custard though AN' AH WAN' IT!"
"Ooh what a kerfuffle. I wish I'd not started this, I was going to give tips on how to stuff a turkey, make bread sauce and how to do amusing tricks and japes for the post-dinner entertainment, such as the 'stealing the nose trick'."
"You've still got me nose from last Chrimbo! I wannit back!"
"Ahem... I was saying... instead my top tip is to get in some CREAM and some CUSTARD for the pud, to prevent a most unseasonal kerfuffle! Anyhow... Merry Christmas everyone... do you want to wish them a Merry Christmas too, Andy?"
"Now... we all like a good Christmas Dinner, don't we?"
"Terkee Drummers, ravee-holy an' kwayvers on the side o' the pleyt!"
