What a kerfuffle... which page am I on? You know what I'm talking about... you ain't got a bookmark, and you forget which page of the book you're reading and, oh! What a kerfuffle, don't you agree Andy?"
"I'm reading 'Whizzeh an' Chips'"
"Mmm. Anyway, here's how to make sure you never struggle to find a page. Now, when you've read BOTH SIDES of a page, just simply tear out the page and carry on regardless - that way you'll never get mixed up again!"
"You got dunn fo' tha'!"
"Oh yes. Careful not to do that with library books though or you may face a hefty fine. I was VERY foolish wasn't I Andy?"
Re: What a kerfuffle... which page am I on? Thought Lou might like to know that the dictionary has three different ways of spelling kerfuffle! Now he will be in a kerfuffle deciding which to use!
Thought Lou might like to know that the dictionary has three different ways of spelling kerfuffle! Now he will be in a kerfuffle deciding which to use!
"Ooh lummy! Now I was not aware of that fact! Well you learn soething new every day! What have you learned today Andy?"
"Okay... fruit salad! High in prunes or low in prunes? Anybody? No...? Fruit salad! High in prunes or low in prunes? Anybody? No...? Fruit salad! High in prunes or low in prunes? Anybody? No...? Fruit salad! High in prunes..."
"If you try to make me eat prunes I shall tell mum!"
"You stupid boy!"
"Prunes my *rse! I don't need prunes - a good curry'll clear my pipes out!"
You know what I'm talking about... you ain't got a bookmark, and you forget which page of the book you're reading and, oh! What a kerfuffle, don't you agree Andy?"
"I'm reading 'Whizzeh an' Chips'"
"Okay... fruit salad! High in prunes or low in prunes? Anybody? No...? Fruit salad! High in prunes or low in prunes? Anybody? No...? Fruit salad! High in prunes or low in prunes? Anybody? No...? Fruit salad! High in prunes..."
"If you try to make me eat prunes I shall tell mum!"
"You stupid boy!"
"Prunes my *rse! I don't need prunes - a good curry'll clear my pipes out!" 
