Dearth
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Registered: 05-2004
Location: Wigan, NW England
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Sexual Urges!
 Now... no s****ing, this is nothing to be ashamed of or to be ridiculed. Now... let's say that you have 'urges'"
 "Wha'... ye mean leyk, fo' 'Waggin Weels'?"
"No - not quite. Say you get that funny feeling in yer tinkle that says 'I'm bored'. You know what I mean?"
"Are ye talkin' about having a w*nk?"
"Well... not as crudely expressed as that, but yes. Anyhoo, my tip is for you to use something to help you reach a conclusion with this, say if you can't imagine anyone. I find it helps to use a magazine picture or a television show."
"Ye mean leyk 'Mastermind'?"
"I can't exactly think of that programme getting a result... mind you, the leather chair... no, I was thinking of something like a sexy weather girl or teevision presenter."
"Ye mean leyk Carol Vodaphone?"
"Ooh now there's a woman! 'Countdown' eh? 'I'll have two off yer top and one up the bottom, please Carol!'"
"Yerr a peh-vert you are!"
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