Dearth
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"Do you want salt & vinegar?"
"Do you want salt & vinegar?"
Ah yes... the cry heard in every chippy throughout Northern Little Britain!
Also... a link to this joke!
A couple of tramps walking down the street and they are starving when they bump into another tramp.
The 2 tramps say we are starving have you any food, no he said but pick up some of that horse sh*t and go in the chippy and ask if you can put some salt and vinegar on it and see what happens.
Off goes one of the tramps into the chippy and the lady behind the counter says you poor thing having to eat that sit down and I will get you some fish and chips.
When he had eaten he walked out very proud and full up, he said to is mate you have a go now try that sandwich shop.
So off he went into the shop with his horse sh*t and said to the lady behind the counter can you warm this in your micro wave she said you poor soul that looks cold go round the back and get some fresh out of the stables.
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20/Dec/2004, 11:41
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pat4
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Re: "Do you want salt & vinegar?"
   GOOD
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25/Dec/2004, 14:37
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