Lady Emm
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Registered: 06-2006
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Re: Vote For Your Favorite GS Cookie!
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monkey wrangler wrote:
Right before my uncle started seeing Jesus, a Moonie asked him for a donation. He came back the next day with a check for like twelve hundred bucks. And that was in about '77. I'd forgotten about that. It's so funny that I'm the normal one. My family's really nuts.
I love it when people come to the door and ask me " Have you seen Jesus?" I just ask them " Did he run away from his mom Again? I thought he got over that phase after she hfound him in the temple!"
If that doesn't work then I tell them to look in the phone book we have lots of Jesus' in the neighborhood, maybe they will find the one they have lost.
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12/8/2006, 11:12 am
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Lady Emm
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Re: Vote For Your Favorite GS Cookie!
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piratemc wrote:
it depends on my mood what i do. That's a very funny response though, "Did he run away again..." LMAO! That cracks me up!
For some reason they don't seem to get the joke.
huh: Of course when I am in a really bad mood I Get all Dragon Mystressy :laff: :laff:
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12/8/2006, 12:46 pm
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cleocancer21037
Registered: 05-2006
Location: The Land of Confusion
Posts: 569
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Re: Vote For Your Favorite GS Cookie!
when they ask you if you've seen Jesus, just say, why yes he was just here and ran down to 7-11 for a cup of coffee, if you leave now you can still catch up with him.
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12/11/2006, 12:00 pm
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Lady Emm
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Re: Vote For Your Favorite GS Cookie!
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piratemc wrote:
you breathe fire or do you light the hairspray?
Why waste good Aqua Net? I just ask if they want to participate in a small little ritual......involving a tad of eye of newt
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12/11/2006, 12:29 pm
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