cepsluvr
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The retired zebra
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age, so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was very excited. She got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited: "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off those fancy pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
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Feb/10/2009, 4:28 pm
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Yampiboy
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Re: The retired zebra
Cepsluvr, that was great
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Feb/11/2009, 12:47 am
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Feb/11/2009, 2:06 am
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boyrip
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Re: The retired zebra
Thanks, Cepsluvr - loved it.
--- Rip Roaring to go
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Feb/11/2009, 12:23 pm
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Cepsluvr that was priceless!!!
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Mar/12/2009, 7:03 pm
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