cepsluvr
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Being fruitful
The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family.
The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it.
When the next child arrived, the minister appealed again, and the congregation approved again.
Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the increasing expense. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the council. Finally, the minister rose from his seat and shouted, "Having children is an Act of God!"
An older man in the back stood and shouted back, "Rain and snow are Acts of God, too, but we wear rubbers for them!"
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May/7/2009, 1:49 pm
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Stan1949
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Re: Being fruitful
Good one.
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May/7/2009, 6:49 pm
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Re: Being fruitful
:clp good one Cepsluvr
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