Yampiboy
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Fancy Dress
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
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Jun/27/2009, 4:54 am
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Re: Fancy Dress
"...deep in dis-pear".
I think I'll remember that next time I'm feeling blue or despressed. That should help me pop out of it.
Thanks Yampi.
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Rip Roaring to go
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Jun/28/2009, 3:38 am
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