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cepsluvr
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A Cardiologist died, and was given an elaborate funeral. All his friends and colleagues were on hand.
   
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
    
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to stare at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a Gynecologist.'
     
The Proctologist fainted.
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Thanks cepsluvr - that was great.

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Great, loved it :clp
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