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Shooting the Dog

One day this pregnant woman was walking through a shopping centre. As she walked passed the Bank a robber came out and bumped into her, then shot her 3 times in the stomach. She made it to the hospital and the doctor told her that everything was find and that the only complication was that each of her triplets would have a bullet in their butt? She thought "that's OK". So she as all 3 kids successfully, and 15 years go by. One day the mother was sitting on the couch watching her favourite soap when the first daughter came running out of the bathroom - "mommy mommy" she cried "I just peed and a bullet came out" - Her mother looked at her calmly and said "It's OK, its supposed to happen" - so the daughter thought nothing of it. 10 minutes later, the second daughter came running out of the bathroom, "mommy mommy", she screamed "I just peed and a bullet came out" - her mother looked at her and replied "It's OK, It's supposed to happen". OK she thought, she went back to what she was doing. 10 minutes later the son came running out of his bedroom screaming "mommy mommy!" the mother looks at him and says "let me guess, you just peed and a bullet came out?" "NO!" the son replies, "I was jerking off and I SHOT THE DOG!!!!"

Yonkers.

Apr/19/2006, 6:23 am

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