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Friday Funnies
If I can keep up with it.. we're going to try something a little different.. I'd like to post weekly "paranormal jokes". That is, if I can find them..
So.. we'll start this week off with this one.. no offence to all the blonds out there.. 
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters 'UFO' were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
'Do you realize what just happened?' the station owner finally uttered. 'Yeah,' said the blonde attendant. 'So?'
'Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!'
'Yeah,' repeated the blonde attendant. 'So?'
'Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!' 'Yeah,' repeated the blonde attendant. 'So?'
'Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!' The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'
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Re: Friday Funnies
Hey...good idea you have. I think you are on to something.
I come upon images from time to time, just might be the place for them too.
Aren't you glad you aren't blonde?? They catch so much crap.
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Yeah, I know.. Our local radio station does their version of "blonde" jokes by making them "DJ Jokes.." best way to not offend their listeners I guess. 
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True...would be a good way to instantly loose a big portion of their listeners.
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See.. slacking already.. I went out of town today.. but I'll come up with something.. 
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Yeah, but if I had that choice to make...stay home or go somewhere...I'd be making a snap decision.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Well as hard as I've tried.. I can't find anything other than "jokes".. I really like the story type humor, but there just isn't that much available online about the paranormal..
So... I have found this link, it's a rhetorical questionaire on UFO's.. (I thought it was amusing)..
Have a great weekend!
http://www.ufomind.com/misc/1999/jan/d11-001.shtml
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It was amusing, I found a site once ( Not too long ago ) that had toons, I'll check my bookmarks, See if I can dig it up again. Time to go through them again anyway, I do that every few months.
We are in for rain...heavy rain..then Snow by Monday.
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Snow?? Tis the season, huh?? Bundle up.. it's supposed to get down in the 40's the next two nights.. we've had frost advisories.. ( frost advisories?? ) I don't ever remember hearing about those in the fall.. only in the spring when everyone is planting flowers..
The toons.. is that the paranormal cartoons? I can't remember the artists name, but I do have a few of those too..
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I'm not sure if it was the Paranormal Toons, I'm thinking it was on some smaller site like my own. I've been trying to find it again, but I have so mant bookmarks to go through...I'll find them though... eventually.
What was the latest snow you can ever remember? I can remember once in Wisconsin it snowed like 6 inches the night before Memorial Day. We were supposed to go camping, but there was almost 10" of snow on the ground..That was almost June.
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