Re: Caption fun..... Report: A woman kidnapped an elephant from the local zoo today police are unsure where to look, but warn pedestrians to be careful of a lady with a large hat that smells of elephant excrement.
Police 1: Do you think that's her?
Police 2: I don't think so ... she's not wearing a big hat.
--- Daniel: Master of malapropisms and Danisms.
Danism: Using stupid sounding or vague descriptions to put what may be an intellectual point across.
Beatrice: You really put the "W" in anchorman don't you?
Re: Caption fun..... Life was dull until I discovered the pleasures of collecting elephant's dung - my artwork is now really crappy... but who cares when it merits prime position in the Tate Modern
