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Post here you're stories of drunken behaviour
Or maybe just a situation that you found funny.

Eg: Last night me and two of my mates were drinking and one of my mates came out with the line:

"You know ... we all have one thing in common"

To which the other replied

"We are the knights who say BI!"

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ooooooook, and would I be right in thinking you've been drinking tonight too?

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no ... I was well dissappointed cos last night was gonna be my first night where I could start early and finish really late in Louth in ages and because the person I was going out with was ill I couldn't go ... no-one else was either ... *cries at his lack of a hangover*

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I might go out wiv you soon coz i'm expecting money!!!!!!! emoticon

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cool ... I'm losing money I am

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how? youve got two bloody jobs!

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And a growing social life >.> ... oh and I just bought the buffy dvd all season box set ...

and batman begins ...

and sin city ...

and spiderman volume 1 ...

Oh and there's the odd foods and snacks and drinks that I get while at college ...

and my lodge ...

and driving lessons ...

and the trip to LA ...

...

...

...

Boy I need more jobs ...

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So you actually told your mum you'd pay her, so that you could go out and get pissed? emoticon

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No ... I always pay lodge anyway ...

£15 pound a week

My ban ended last sunday so I've been out this week with no restrictions

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Thought you'd gone out anyway, last week when Baiba told you to go for an hour.

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