Re: Drunken and humourous Stories Last time I got *really* drunk was when someone gave me some absinthe and decided to take me on a pub crawl (in a nameless city). I ended up in a dive the size of my shed, in which two guys (clearly stoned) seemed to be conducting some rather strange tribal dance; and then I got dragged into a nightclub in which the pornographic movie that Stallone appeared in during his early career, was projected onto a screen on the wall.
See, this is why I avoided the demon drink for a number of years, and why I limit my intake severely these days...
Well, that and my aunt, an Inuit who passed on a saying from her community, stating that alcohol 'is the fiery water the white man gives you that takes away your brain'.
--- 'Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy'.
Re: Drunken and humourous Stories They live with snow ... I'm not surprised ... we have multiple words for our weather ... though some aren't that polite
--- Daniel: Master of malapropisms and Danisms.
Danism: Using stupid sounding or vague descriptions to put what may be an intellectual point across.
Beatrice: You really put the "W" in anchorman don't you?
I try my best.
