Djjaines
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Things to ponder
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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3/28/2006, 12:49 am
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Re: Things to ponder
LOL 
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3/28/2006, 11:47 am
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Djjaines
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Re: Things to ponder
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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Beatrice: You really put the "W" in anchorman don't you?
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3/28/2006, 11:16 pm
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Re: Things to ponder
lol. Hey these are pretty good.
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3/29/2006, 1:26 am
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Djjaines
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Re: Things to ponder
thanks
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3/29/2006, 9:28 am
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