Ojiveojive
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Blond
Blond sitting watching the news in the pub with the screen showing a man threatening to jump from the top of a twenty-five story building.
"I bet he jumps," said the man sitting next to her.
"I bet he doesn't," replies the blond.
"A tenner says he does," responds the man.
"You're on," says the blond with conviction.
The man jumps.
The blond holds out the tenner with a look of disbelief.
"I can't take your money," says the man, "this is a re-run, I saw this yesterday".
"So did I," exclaimed the blond, "but I didn't think he'd jump twice!"
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25/Aug/2009, 8:58 am
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