Ojiveojive
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You'll never get to heaven if.....
A man prays to Got to tell him what he must do to get into heaven. God appears & tells him he must give up smoking, drinking & sex. A few weeks later God reappears & asks him how it's going. Man says "Well, I didn't have a big problem with the smoking or drinking - but after a couple of weeks, when I saw my wife bending over to take some meat out of the freezer, I couldn't stop myself - I had to give her one there & then."
God tuts & says "They don't like that in heaven."
Man says, "They don't like it in Morrison's either!!!"
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14/Feb/2008, 10:38 pm
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