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Walking down the Company's Memory lane...
This is the first..and I believe ONLY story I wrote for the Company. Oh my cow..I'm laughing so hard...
Hey all This is my first shot at this...since I was invited to We'll see how it goes.
The company is sitting around a fire, roasting marsmallows. (They're actually quite good when placed between two Orli-Chip cookies )
Ani: I want to go see Padme. It's not fair. It's all Obi Wan's faul....
*Annie hits Ani*
Annie: I thought we talked about this.
Ani looks at Annie, giving a nervous laugh with a mischievious gleam in his eye. "Oh...yeah."
Annie glares teasingly at him.
Bee: Actually, I'd like to go see Naboo, and I wouldn't mind dressing up like Padme for a few days.
Pippin: *through a mouthful of Orli-Chip cookie and marshmallow* "Me too!"
Mush: So Ani...what is it like...really Being a jedi and all.
Ani: *sits up, folding his arms and looking very official* A jedi must always be focused on the task at hand. A jedi does not know fear. A jedi...*goes on and on*
Hayden: *sitting next to Laurie* That doesn't sound like any fun does it Laurie?
Laurie shakes his head.
Bee and Mush: *shh!*
No one really seems to be paying attention. Azzie and Lemon, unbeknownst (or however you spell it...lol. Don't say I didn't warn you!) to anyone else were playing tick-tack-toe with their toes in the sand. Nathie and Orli...were...busy. And Edmund seemed fairly pre-occupied with whispering sweet nothings in Lea's ear, who was blushing bashfully.
Annie: How will we get there though? We can't just show up...we need some reason to be there. Some sort of...way to help.
Em: Oh come on Annie...why can't we go somewhere for fun for once? Need we go looking for trouble?
Luthien: Trouble usually finds us.
Em shruggs.
Ani: There is always some justice to be done. Some wrong to un-do, some help to be given...
*Ani is inturrupted by a sudden flash of light*
A tall man walks down the runway of a large speeder. The company knows who this is.
Company: OBI WAN!
Obi Wan gave a small bow. "Company. There has been another assasination attempt on Senator Amidala's life. She has heard of your success, and requests that you come as soon as you can.
*Bee leaps out of her chair, excitedly*
Bee: She wants to see me? Maybe I could be her decoy! Maybe I can actually MEET her! Maybe...
*Hayden pulls Bee down* "Shh! This is important."
Bee bites her lip, embarassed.
Obi Wan: "Shall we?" He motions for the ship.
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The company follows the wise jedi on to the ship.
Pippin: Who is THAT?
Pippin is pointing at a sleeping creature. A very tall, very loud, very annoying...Jar Jar Binks.
Obi Wan: If you wake him up, I will slice you in two.
Anakin (to Annie, under his breath): I'll help him.
Mush and Bee both giggle, Em glares at them.
Em: You do NOT want to wake him up.
Mush and Bee put hands over their mouths to silence the giggles, not daring to look at each other.
Merry: Hey..umm...Pippin...did you pack some food? We don't know what the space..stuff...will be like.
Pippin's eyes go wide.
Elijah: You didn't....
Azzie: He couldn't!
Pippin: (eyes still wide)..I did...
The company groans...cries of "How could you?"...and "Your one beauty..." (wait...wrong movie )...ACB coughs, starting again The company groans...cries of "I'm hungry already!" and "We're going to STARVE" are heard, mostly from the Hobbits. Mush and Bee look at each other, bursting into laughter at last.
Lea: How can you two be laughing at a time like this. We don't know how long it will take to get there...
Edmund: (sarcastically) Or if we'll even be alive when we get there...
Nath is eyeing them suspiciously. "What are you two up to..."
Mush looks at Bee: Do you want to tell them?
Bee: (laughs) It was your idea...you tell them.
Mush: Alright. Pulls out a cell phone
Rea: What in the world?...
Mush: (laughs) I ordered pizza! This was before Obi Wan showed up and all...about an hour ago. Which means the pizza should have been here twenty minutes ago. You all know what that means...
The company looks confused
Mush: If it isn't on time, it's free! (laughs) We get enough free Pizza to feed an entire planet.
Bee: Huzzah!
Orli: Pizza?
Jar Jar: Who'sa DIS?! (looks very confused) Nosa mysa fault...sa!
Obi Wan is seen pounding his head on the wall
The company all turns, looking over at the creature in half annoyance, half amusement.
Rea: Umm...what is THAT?
Bee elbow's Anakin before he can say anything
Bee: It's Jar Jar...a GunGun. The GunGun's live on the planet of Naboo.
Jar Jar: (still confused): "Mesa an ambasador..."
Jar Jar is cut off by a smell loved by anyone who has experienced the love of...
Pippin: PIZZA!
The ship is soon filled with pizza boxes up to the cieling, and all of the company finds themselves enjoying the treat immencely. Even Obi Wan finds it within himself to be undignified for a small moment, and sits on the floor, trying a piece of cheese...and finally pepperoni...and sausage...
******
(This is a Lemon insert)
Note: I am not Star Wars educated. So, my posts will not be all that great. I'll also leave Jar Jar to Bee.
The Company is totally full after that awesome dinner, provided by Mush. And they were soon getting ready for bed.
Obi Wan: I will now leave you to retire for the night.
Ani: See ya, Obi Wan.
The guys and the girls get in their rooms. They were tired. And very excited.
Annie: This is sooo cool!!
Lea: *sigh* I know!
Nath: I wonder what will happen?
Mush: Who knows?
Knock on the door.
Rea: Come in.
Pippin walks in.
Pippin: Mush, I just wanted to thank you for the pizza. TALK ABOUT GOOD! Oh, and Bee what was that...that Jar Jar thing? Is it safe?
The girls laugh.
Bee: Sure he is safe. Safe yet annoying.
Pippin: And tall.
Lemon: Who isn't tall to you?
Pippin: True. But that thing was weird.
Azzie: You should be use to that stuff.
Pippin: Yeah, I guess. Just wanted to say thanks. Oh, and Obi Wan said we can sleep in all we want. No chores on this trip!
Luthien: That's good!!
Kairyne: Tell me about it! I need to take a shower now. Bye Pip. *Walks into one of the bathrooms*
Rea: *yawn* Night, Pippy.
Pippin: *kisses Rea then leaves the room*
It didn't take long before the girls were asleep. And, yes, Lemon DID go to sleep.
*******
(This is where I prophesy about the game "Tig")
**Middle of the night**
Lemon tossing in her sleep, muttering to herself. "No! No...I didn't do it! I promise I didn't steal the cookies..."
Bee, nudging Lea: Is there any way we can get her to be quiet?
Lea: I don't know..go back to sleep.
Bee: I'm not tired. I'm too excited.
**Nathie throws a pillow at Bee**
Mush snores loudly
Bee gets out of bed, pulls on a robe, and steps out of the room, pulling on some lightsaber slippers.
What was that? A quiet voice from the next room over comes into the hallway.
I don't know. Either way, I'm not to sure about this...so many things could go wrong!
My plans never go wrong. So tomorrow...
Bee's eyes grow wide as the voices muffle again. Walking quietly down the hallway, she finds the boys, poking at a snoring Jar Jar.
Orli: (poking Jar Jar's ear, which is twitching at every poke.) Poke! Poke!
All the boys laugh.
Pippin: Pokie Pokie Poke! (Pokes at Jar Jar's stomach. Jar Jar starts muttering nonsence.)
Jar Jar: Mesa noso wanton any...sa...nosa dosa that...sa...to...**snore**
The boys shriek in quiet laughter. Bee rolls her eyes, and goes back to bed.
*****
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"One girl is worth more than twenty boys..."
~Peter Pan
"The spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!..."
"You tell those spiders, Ron."
~Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Re: Walking down the Company's Memory lane...
(Another Lemon Insert...)
Lemon wakes up.
Lemon: *yawn* Dude, it's 11:30!
Nath: *bends over Lemon, she is already dressed and smells like she just took a nice, long bath* Good Morning Sleepy-Lem!
Lemon: Wow, I slept a long time!
Bee: You sure did!
Nath: *looks at Bee* Yeah, and who just got up 5 min. ago?
Bee: *grins* Me.
Rea: Ah! The rest of you are finally awake. Me and Nath have been up for a while and so have the boys. They've been going nuts for the past three hours wondering when the heck you all were going to wake up! We have already had breakfast and lunch will be served soon.
Bee: Oh, good!
Lemon: *laughs* I don't remember the last time I slept that long! *Walks into the bathroom to freshen up befor lunch*
Lea walks in. She has a pink flower in her hair.
Lea: Look at this flower Edmund gave me! Isn't it beautiful?!
Luthien: Aw, how sweet of him!
Lea: Yes, he is very sweet!
Knock
Kairyne: Come on in!
Orlando, Edmund and Elijah walk in.
Elijah: Hey gals! Obi just said lunch will be in about a half hour. Where is Lem?
Azzie: Lem? Why should you care where Lem is? I would love to take a walk with you later, Elijah.
Elijah: Yeah...whatever. Nath,where is Lem?
Nath: *smiles* In the shower. She just woke up.
Elijah: Ah, okay.
Orlando: Bee do you have any idea how long it is going to take to get to this place?
Bee: Nope. A while I am guessing.
Pippin comes in
Pippin: I can't stand that thing, I tell you!
Mush walks in after him.
Mush: *grins* Jar-Jar.
Bee: Aw, Pip, what did he do?
Pippin: Rea, that thing ate my whole 2cd breakfast!
Rea: *amused* How did he ever manage to do that?
Pippin: Okay, Ani was showing me some awesome moves with his lightsaber and while I was gone from my food Mar-Mar ate it!
Bee: Ah, Jar-Jar.
Pippin: When is lunch?
Elijah: In a half hour. Cool it, Pip.
Pippin: Yeah, I guess you are right. I vow to learn to get along with that thing befpre we leave. Even if I must starve.
Rea: Aw, Pippy! How sweet!
Pippin: *beams* Yes.
Obi Wan: Ah, there you all are!
The Company turns around.
Obi Wan: I must explain this mission to you more clearly. Before we eat lunch join me in my room and we will discuss it.
The Company look at one another. Dude.
*********
This is..and will forever remain...the infamous: PIPPIN AND TOILET PAPER POST
**The company is waiting for Obi Wan to summon them**
Lemon: What are you eating Pippin? We're all out of food!
Pippin looks around, sheepishly. From behind his back, he pulls out a roll of toilet paper.
Bee: You're eating TOILET PAPER?!
Pippin: I was hungry?
Rea looks horrified, the rest of the company looks disgusted.
********
One very hungry hour later, Pippin finally decided it was time to give up on the toilot paper.
Pippin: Rea...I've decided something.
Rea: Humm?
Pippin: I'm going to eat toothpaste next.
Rea: What?
Pippin: Toothpaste. It will take that aweful taste of toilot paper out of my mouth.
Rea: At least the toilot paper wasn't used **chills**
Pippin: I'm not THAT stupid Rea...
Meenwhile, the rest of the company is packing...
Zee: Humm dee dee doo...I love packing...dee doo dee da...Sam's so cool...
Bee: (to Mush...or the wall..whichever one happens to be listening.) So how should I wear my hair Mush? And what should I wear? I mean, if I am going to be protecting the Senator, I want to make my best impression...do you think she'll like me?...What if...
Mush: (takes Bee by the shoulders): Don't worry. Calm down. And Bee?
Bee: What?
Mush: Stop talking.
Bee: nodds
Lemon: Badger...what do you think we're going to have to do down there?
Badger: I'm not sure...I'm new at this thing! I should ask you...
Lemon: Do you think we'll get to use a lightsaber?
(Bee claps her hand over her mouth to keep from squeeling in delight)
Luth: What's with her?
Mush: She was talking more than Jar Jar...I told her to be quiet. She seems to take it pretty seriously...(Bee is tiptoe-ing around the room, careful to be quiet, and trying not to laugh as she mocks Mush's instructions)
Orli (hands some clean clothes to Nathie): She's giddy...
Hayden: No...she's happy! That's my Bee
Frodo: Obi Wan is one of a kind, don't you think Sam?
Sam: Most definately Mr. Frodo.
Elijah: (Looks at Frodo): Have I seen you before...you look...familiar...
Frodo: (Looks at Elijah): Yeah...something...is...familiar...
They both shrug, and go in opposite ways.
Jar Jar: Itsa is...sa time...sa! Huzzahsa!
Zee: I'm almost done! Badger, help me! (Zee is on top of her suitcase, trying to slam it shut. Badger runs over, and closes it.)
Company: (Lines up at the door) HUZZAH!
And wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'rrrrreeeeeeeeeee Off!
********
Sadly, the best part of the whole story (where Obi Wan gives us instructions on dry-erase boards..) is lost! I can't find it! I was looking between the archive pages 3-5 on the Anne 3 forum, but the first pages won't come up. I think it's on one of those. Arg. Anyone have it saved?!
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"One girl is worth more than twenty boys..."
~Peter Pan
"The spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!..."
"You tell those spiders, Ron."
~Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Re: Walking down the Company's Memory lane...
awww Pippy and the toilet paper!!
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Re: Walking down the Company's Memory lane...
this is an awesome story! So funny!
~Iris
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