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Lemon
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Re: The Race of Men...step foward!
Go Mush! Sweet!! Yes, Thea is immortal no longer! She is a strong and adventerous woman! Whew-wee!
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7/7/03, 11:27 pm
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Thea
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Re: The Race of Men...step foward!
*silenced by the threat of pointy ears* :uhh:
I am woman now Mush. Hear me roar! Raowwrr.
Yes, did you miss it? Amalthea dumped Lego and ran off with Cirdan the Shipwright, it was shocking. My new alter ego will be arriving sometime soon, she is of the race of Rohirrim.
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7/8/03, 4:48 am
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Asenath
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Re: The Race of Men...step foward!
quote: MushfromNewsies wrote:
No wimpy elf-blood for me. hee hee!
Doors bust open....Nath walks slowly in.
*shuffle...shuffle...shuffle*
"Them be fightin' words..." she says at Mush.
Mush raises an eyebrow.
Nath does too.
"You...imperfect fallen race blooded let the Elves clean up all our messes could have destroyed the Ring and didn't MUSHIEPOOTALATAY!!!!"
*glare*
"Your just afraid of my opinion!" shouts Mush, slapping a 'mortal pride' sticker on her chest.
"I find you highly aggitating!" screams Nath. "Come Cheers, leave the humans to their ignorant musings! After ALL we've done for you!" :mad: "I am leaving!"
Mush pounds her first on table. :mad: "FINE! Go hug a tree!"
Nath storms out.
"And don't come ask us for help saving your kind ever again!!!" Cheers adds.
Meanwhile, Mushie-poo's mortalness takes her over.
"ROAR!!!!!"
O, what will happen next!
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7/8/03, 6:42 am
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Lemon
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Re: The Race of Men...step foward!
Lemon comes over to Mush. "Do not heed the words of those elves. Those pointy-eared creatures think they own the world. *humph* So high and mighty and 'Oh, look at me, look at me I'm a elf!'"
"You know, dear humans," Lemon continues "that we are the stronger race. The elves do not fight and die for what they believe in. Oh, no. Not them. They live in their weak bodies amoungst the other weaklings for ages. Never caring about the rest of the world. And when they tire of watching us keep their homes and lands safe, with the blood of our people, they float away on a ship and never return. They are the weak race!!"
Who agrees with me? And who shall come up against me? Bring it on! :mad:
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7/8/03, 10:50 am
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Lemon
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Re: The Race of Men...step foward!
And another thing: Elves looks like half-starved, over-grown, big-nosed, huge pointy UGLY eared beings. :eww:
The fairest race....ha!! :laugh: I laugh in thy face!
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7/8/03, 10:55 am
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Lady Lea
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Re: The Race of Men...step foward!
Humans rule
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7/8/03, 12:59 pm
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quote: Lemon wrote:
Lemon comes over to Mush. "Do not heed the words of those elves. Those pointy-eared creatures think they own the world. *humph* So high and mighty and 'Oh, look at me, look at me I'm a elf!'"
"You know, dear humans," Lemon continues "that we are the stronger race. The elves do not fight and die for what they believe in. Oh, no. Not them. They live in their weak bodies amoungst the other weaklings for ages. Never caring about the rest of the world. And when they tire of watching us keep their homes and lands safe, with the blood of our people, they float away on a ship and never return. They are the weak race!!"
Who agrees with me? And who shall come up against me? Bring it on! :mad:
Nath rushes back in! :mad:
Oh Lemarie wants in on the action, okay, I see, bring it, bring it on.
Man is responsible for all the destruction in Middle-Earth, your greedy lust has placed so much devastation on the world and you brag about being warriors! Of what, chaos? Well, I prefer the powers of nature and mind over body, above your clanging swords any day! And were we Elves to use weapons, they would be the best ones there are in all of Middle-Earth, too!
Even some of the Numenorians (your own family!), worshipped Sauron, by choice! Oh, spare me the "at least we die for what we believe in" talk, even the Elves share that mentality! No props to us for our sacrifices! No, you want to talk about wimpy! Well, I heard a little hobbit had more courage than any of you! And can you blame an immortal for living thirty times your life span and having quite enough, I could just as easily say Elendil was a wimp because he went and died!
Don't blame us for our perfection, such is the life of those living in perfect harmony. If you don't like our pointed ears, we dislike your manginess! At least we don't crave war and power, and stomp ungracefully about, taking not the time to appreciate the depth of the earth nor the INCREDIBLE lengthy history of the ELVES!
(hehehe)
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7/9/03, 6:40 am
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