One Liners what did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios? a: oh look, doughnut seeds
why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? a: they think their picture is being taken.
why can't blondes dial 911? a: they can't find the eleven on the phone
a blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "oh, look at the dead bird." a: the blonde looked skyward and said "where, where?"
did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? a: they went to see "closed for the winter".
