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sneakylittleangel5
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Parking Ticket


Here`s a parking ticket you can give someone that parks too close to you or takes up too much space.

Parking ticket

This is a idiot parking ticket.
You probable deserve two of these.
Because of your inconsiderate feeble attempt
at parking, either you parked too close to me or you are taking up enough room for a fleet
of 18 wheelers.

The reason for giving you this,
is so that in the future you may think of
someone else, other than yourself.

Besides I don`t like inconsiderate,
egotistical or simple-minded drivers and
you probable fit into one of these categories.

I wish you an early transmission failure and
4 flat tires on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.

HAVE A NICE DAY


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