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sneakylittleangel5
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Talking shop


Some race horses are chatting in a stable.

"I've won eight of my last 16 races."

"Well, in my last 27 races, I've won twenty."

"Oh, that's good, but I've won 29 of my last 37 races."

At this point, the horses notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but I've won 89 of my last 91 races."

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow," says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"

 



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Phoenix712
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Too funny!

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